This article came from my friend, and girls, para sa inyo talaga to!
Hey, before I forget! ENGINEER AKO!
Today's lesson - Girls must be convinced, so learn topromote yourself - convince them
that 'Engineers are the Best Boyfriends'Let me tell you why girls should eventually
marry an engineer over a Law, Management, Arts or Medical School Graduate.
He has three distinct advantages over the rest of the graduates.
Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle
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An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old,
an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income
to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house
too.Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm.Most
management graduates have just failed on their first business plan.The
arts graduate is still looking for a job.And the medical school graduate is
still living in a hospital.
Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness
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An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time
and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to
understand > >their work. You can believe that they will try really really
hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work,
once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand
you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand,
they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy ( e.g. buy
diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the
secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired
results appear.Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you.The Management
graduate who will try to control your spending, The Arts graduate who will
'change major'. And the medical school graduate who will operate on you.
And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineer s believe that
you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their project and they will be
hooked to you forever.
Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.
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Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others -The
lawyers will lie about everything.Management graduates will cheat
your money.The arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look
like another cadaver to the medical school graduate.Your engineer
boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does,
he is too dumb to lie to you about that. Hence, an engineer is the
most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will
keep ontrying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs,
and too dumb to lie to you.So girls, why procrastinate?Get an
engineer for your boyfriend!
Hey, before I forget! ENGINEER AKO!
Today's lesson - Girls must be convinced, so learn topromote yourself - convince them
that 'Engineers are the Best Boyfriends'Let me tell you why girls should eventually
marry an engineer over a Law, Management, Arts or Medical School Graduate.
He has three distinct advantages over the rest of the graduates.
Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle
=============================
An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old,
an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income
to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house
too.Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm.Most
management graduates have just failed on their first business plan.The
arts graduate is still looking for a job.And the medical school graduate is
still living in a hospital.
Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness
========================================
An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time
and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to
understand > >their work. You can believe that they will try really really
hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work,
once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand
you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand,
they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy ( e.g. buy
diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the
secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired
results appear.Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you.The Management
graduate who will try to control your spending, The Arts graduate who will
'change major'. And the medical school graduate who will operate on you.
And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineer s believe that
you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their project and they will be
hooked to you forever.
Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.
========================================
Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others -The
lawyers will lie about everything.Management graduates will cheat
your money.The arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look
like another cadaver to the medical school graduate.Your engineer
boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does,
he is too dumb to lie to you about that. Hence, an engineer is the
most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will
keep ontrying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs,
and too dumb to lie to you.So girls, why procrastinate?Get an
engineer for your boyfriend!
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